in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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