I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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