It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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