I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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