HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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