Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
