She's JV to your varsity
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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