Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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