i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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