Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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