so explain again why im purple
no
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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