I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
we should paint friendship bongs
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