Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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