The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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