I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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