you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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