# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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