I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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