someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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