This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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