apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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