You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
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