I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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