Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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