So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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