i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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