operation harelip BJ is a go
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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