After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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