maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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