About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
