Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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