She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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