what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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