I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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