32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
