YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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