we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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