Where is the hickey?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
