Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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