Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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