shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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