I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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