i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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