A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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