Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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