Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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