none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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