Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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