There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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