yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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