return my video game
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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