Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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