I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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