I hate your face
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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