Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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