Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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