just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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