Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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